My Rating: 6/10Disaster Movie is a 2008 comedy film. It is written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, and stars Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian, Matt Lanter, Nicole Parker, Crista FlanaganVanessa Minnillo.[1] The film was released by Lionsgate on August 29, 2008. It has been rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, language, and drug references.
Directors: Jason Friedberge & Aaron Seltzer
Writers : Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
Release Date: 29 August 2008 (USA) more
Genre: Comedy
- Matt Lanter: Will
- Vanessa Minnillo: Amy
- Gary 'G Thang' Johnson: Calvin
- Nicole Parker: Princess Giselle, Amy Winehouse, Jessica Simpson
- Crista Flanagan: Juno, Hannah Montana
- Kim Kardashian: Lisa
Plot: A group of people try to make their way to safety while every known natural disaster and catastrophic event hits the city and their path as they try to solve a series of mysteries to end the rampant destruction......
Official site: http://www.disastermovie.net/
Review: It's always a bit of a chore reviewing the latest spoof movie from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. One can only proclaim how tragically unfunny they are so many times before your words become about as predictable as the jokes that populate their films. What’s perhaps most upsetting is that they don’t even try. Movie-specific jokes are almost always derived from the trailer (as if they would no longer be topical one year later, after the writers actually saw them), while the sheer volume of look-a-likes crammed into a single sequence is practically a signed confession of their laziness. So, yeah, in case you were wondering, “Disaster Movie” sucks. It’s juvenile and crude, and it ranks right up there as one of the worst films of the year.
Using “Cloverfield” as its main source of inspiration, the film stars Matt Latner as Will, the leader of a group of twentysomethings who must struggle to survive when Earth becomes the target of every natural disaster imaginable. Matt is on a mission to rescue his girlfriend, Amy (Vanessa Minnillo), from certain death, but if he hopes to stop the impending doomsday first, he’ll have to return the fabled Crystal Skull to its pedestal at the Museum of Natural History. Joining him on his journey is his best friend Calvin (G. Thang), a pregnant smartass named Juney (Crista Flanagan), and an Enchanted Princess (Nicole Parker) who’s really just a drug addicted crack whore looking for her next fix.
As we’ve all come to expect from these types of films, “Disaster Movie” is loaded with more pop culture references than an episode of “Best Week Ever.” For the most part, they don’t even make sense. There are throwaway references to McLovin and Anton Chigurh (because, well, they were both in popular movies from the past year), Iron Man, Hellboy and the Incredible Hulk are all hit with plastic cows within the span of three minutes, and Carrie Bradshaw is – cue the laugh track, please – played by a dude. There’s also a “Speed Racer” joke involving Michael Jackson in the trunk with Chim-Chim, and Beowulf stops by to pick up where “Meet the Spartans” left off with its never-ending supply of gay jokes. And because that still isn’t enough material to fill its embarrassingly short 75-minute runtime, “Disaster Movie” makes an art out of running jokes into the ground. A saber-toothed Amy Winehouse doesn’t just burp in some guy's face once. She does it again, and again, and again. And because it wasn’t funny the first 13 times, she does it once more for good measure. Hey, would you look at that, we just wasted five minutes.
What’s truly incredible, however, is that Friedberg and Seltzer include references to things that don’t even deserve to be parodied, like “High School Musical,” “My Super Sweet 16,” and a commercial for some product called HeadOn. It just doesn’t make sense, especially when the film has the potential to be better. Nicole Parker, in particular, delivers a memorable performance as the too-happy-not-to-be-on-drugs Enchanted Princess, while a bit involving Alvin and the Chipmunks singing death metal will have you rolling on the ground in laughter. You see, Friedberg and Seltzer can be funny. Now, if only they could do it on a more consistent basis, they might actual
ly make a movie that isn’t such a – sorry, but it has to be said – disaster............
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