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August 30, 2008

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My Rating: 7.5/10

College
is a 2008 film comedy starring Drake Bell, Andrew Caldwell, and Kevin Covais and directed by first-time director Deb Hagan. It is scheduled to be to be released on August 29, 200
8, by MGM.

Directed by Deb Hagan
Produced by
Malcolm Petal
Julie Dangel
Written by
Dan Callahan
Adam Ellison

Release date: 29 august, 2008

Cast:

  • Drake Bell as Kevin Brewer
  • Andrew Caldwell as Carter
  • Andree Moss as Ashley
  • Carolyn Moss as Riley
  • Wendy Talley as Kevin's Mom
  • Ryan Pinkston as Fletcher
  • Kevin Covais as Morris Hooper
  • Nick Zano as Teague
  • Zach Cregger as Cooper
  • Gary Owen as Bearcat
  • Haley Bennett as Kendall
  • Camille Mana as Heather
  • Nathalie Walker as Amy
  • Alona Tal as Gina
  • Verne Troyer as himself
  • Valentina Vaughn as herself (Penthouse Pet)
  • Heather Vandeven as herself (Penthouse Pet)
  • Brandi Coleman as College Girl #1
  • Jessica Heap as College Girl #2
  • Todd Voltz as Nitrous Guy
  • Melissa Lingafelt as Junior Girl
  • Brandy Blake as Girl #1
  • Ava Santana as Girl #2
  • Stephanie Honore as Gina’s Friend
  • Tracy Mulholland as Bitchy Sorority Sister

Plot: After Kevin (Drake Bell), a high school senior, gets dumped by his girlfriend Gina (Alona Tal) for being too boring, he doesn't want to go to the freshman orien
tation weekend at Fieldmont University, where they had planned to go together. But his best friends Carter (Andrew Caldwell) and Morris (Kevin Covais) convince him that the weekend away will help get his mind off her. Once there, one of the rowdiest fraternities on campus pretends to recruit them as pledges in return for granting them access to the college party scene. Though forced to put up with the disgusting antics of fraternity brothers Teague (Nick Zano), Bearcat (Gary Owen), and Cooper (Zach Cregger), the guys meet sorority girls Kendall (Haley Bennett), Heather (Camille Mana), and Amy (Nathalie Walker), and sparks fly. But once Teague feels threatened by Kevin's new relationship with Kendall, he takes the pre-frosh humiliation to a greater level, forcing the guys to decide to fight back.

Official website: http://www.college-themovie.com/#/home

Review: Pity today’s teenage audience. Their latest cinematic temptation is yet another tiresome fraternities-are-wild offering in which three high school seniors take a weekend trip to a promising college campus and have, like, a totally insane time. With its rapid-fire bombardment of one gross-out moment after the next, Deb Hagan’s “College” strains to sell itself as one crazy ride (raging parties! hot lesbian sex! bare breasts!), and chances are it won’t disappoint those looking solely for unadulterated raunch.

Photographed with a soft, slightly washed-out look better suited to a period piece, the protagonists — the overweight wisecracker (Andrew Caldwell), the pasty geek (Kevin Covais) and the sensitive bore (Drake Bell) — are subjected to a series of humiliations at the hands of a particularly nasty fraternity before turning the tables, lamely employing comparable tricks.

Oh, and somehow they manage to attract the attention of some girls who not only buy that the guys are college age but also seem really to like them — which is par for the course, because taste certainly isn’t part of this film’s equation. But it’s the eventual moralizing that makes this journey of geek empowerment feel like a seemingly endless one.

“College” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It includes sex, nudity, copious alcohol consumption, naughty language and general toilet humor crudeness............


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My Rating: 6/10

Disaster Movie is a 2008 comedy film. It is written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, and stars Carmen Electra, Kim Kardashian, Matt Lanter, Nicole Parker, Crista FlanaganVanessa Minnillo.[1] The film was released by Lionsgate on August 29, 2008. It has been rated PG-13 for crude sexual content, language, and drug references.

Directors
:
Jason Friedberge & Aaron Seltzer

Writers :
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
Release Date: 29 August 2008 (USA) more
Genre: Comedy
Cast:
  • Matt Lanter: Will
  • Vanessa Minnillo: Amy
  • Gary 'G Thang' Johnson: Calvin
  • Nicole Parker: Princess Giselle, Amy Winehouse, Jessica Simpson
  • Crista Flanagan: Juno, Hannah Montana
  • Kim Kardashian: Lisa

Plot: A group of people try to make their way to safety while every known natural disaster and catastrophic event hits the city and their path as they try to solve a series of mysteries to end the rampant destruction......

Official site: http://www.disastermovie.net/

Review: It's always a bit of a chore reviewing the latest spoof movie from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer. One can only proclaim how tragically unfunny they are so many times before your words become about as predictable as the jokes that populate their films. What’s perhaps most upsetting is that they don’t even try. Movie-specific jokes are almost always derived from the trailer (as if they would no longer be topical one year later, after the writers actually saw them), while the sheer volume of look-a-likes crammed into a single sequence is practically a signed confession of their laziness. So, yeah, in case you were wondering, “Disaster Movie” sucks. It’s juvenile and crude, and it ranks right up there as one of the worst films of the year.

Using “Cloverfield” as its main source of inspiration, the film stars Matt Latner as Will, the leader of a group of twentysomethings who must struggle to survive when Earth becomes the target of every natural disaster imaginable. Matt is on a mission to rescue his girlfriend, Amy (Vanessa Minnillo), from certain death, but if he hopes to stop the impending doomsday first, he’ll have to return the fabled Crystal Skull to its pedestal at the Museum of Natural History. Joining him on his journey is his best friend Calvin (G. Thang), a pregnant smartass named Juney (Crista Flanagan), and an Enchanted Princess (Nicole Parker) who’s really just a drug addicted crack whore looking for her next fix.

As we’ve all come to expect from these types of films, “Disaster Movie” is loaded with more pop culture references than an episode of “Best Week Ever.” For the most part, they don’t even make sense. There are throwaway references to McLovin and Anton Chigurh (because, well, they were both in popular movies from the past year), Iron Man, Hellboy and the Incredible Hulk are all hit with plastic cows within the span of three minutes, and Carrie Bradshaw is – cue the laugh track, please – played by a dude. There’s also a “Speed Racer” joke involving Michael Jackson in the trunk with Chim-Chim, and Beowulf stops by to pick up where “Meet the Spartans” left off with its never-ending supply of gay jokes. And because that still isn’t enough material to fill its embarrassingly short 75-minute runtime, “Disaster Movie” makes an art out of running jokes into the ground. A saber-toothed Amy Winehouse doesn’t just burp in some guy's face once. She does it again, and again, and again. And because it wasn’t funny the first 13 times, she does it once more for good measure. Hey, would you look at that, we just wasted five minutes.

What’s truly incredible, however, is that Friedberg and Seltzer include references to things that don’t even deserve to be parodied, like “High School Musical,” “My Super Sweet 16,” and a commercial for some product called HeadOn. It just doesn’t make sense, especially when the film has the potential to be better. Nicole Parker, in particular, delivers a memorable performance as the too-happy-not-to-be-on-drugs Enchanted Princess, while a bit involving Alvin and the Chipmunks singing death metal will have you rolling on the ground in laughter. You see, Friedberg and Seltzer can be funny. Now, if only they could do it on a more consistent basis, they might actually make a movie that isn’t such a – sorry, but it has to be said – disaster............

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My Rating: 8/10

Producer
: Farhan Akhtar, Ritesh Sidhwani

Director: Abhishek Kapoor

Release Date: August 29, 2008

Genre: Social

Star Cast: Farhan Akhtar...... Aditya Shroff, Prachi Desai...... Sakshi, Arjun Rampal...... Joe Mascarenhas, Purab Kohli...... KD, Luke Kenny...... Rob, Shahana Goswami...... Debbie, Koel Puri...... Devika, Dilip Tahil...... Bajaj, Anu Malik...... as himself...........

Singers: Suraj Jagan, Farhan Akhtar, Raman Mahadevan, Caralisa, Dominique

Lyricist: Javed Akhtar

Music Director: Shankar Mahadevan, Ehsaan Noorani, Loy Mendonc........

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Put your hands together for one of the finest films of our times. Put your hands together for a director who pulls off a challenging subject with élan. Put your hands together for the actors who pitch in superlative performances.

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K ON!! is not just about music. It's about relationships. And relationships can get really complicated and messy as all of us would agree. ROCK ON!! captures it so beautifully, so sensitively, so effectively on celluloid.

Everything is in sync here, everything is just perfect. Flaws? Perhaps, the slow pacing. But come to think of it, you can't play with the edit in a film like this. ROCK ON!! also works because you can relate to the characters, you can relate to the moods, the egos, the
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In a nutshell, here's a film you just can't afford to miss. We've had our share of masala films week after week. Now have a look at a film that India can proudly showcase to the West. ROCK ON!! simply rocks!

ROCK ON!! is the story of four friends [Farhan Akhtar, Arjun Rampal, Purab Kohli, Luke Kenny] who put together the greatest band this country has ever seen, Magic, but never make it. Years later, fate conspires to bring them together again and set them on a journey back to where they left off... a soul-searching pilgrimage into their past.

ROCK ON!! bears some resemblance to the Hollywood film THAT THING YOU DO [Tom Hanks], but it could be a mere coincidence. Director Abhishek Kapoor sets it in the Indian milieu efficiently. Watch the bonding shatter into pieces for no fault of anyone in particular actually. It's the circumstances that play the villain here and Abhishek captures it on lens so beautifully. The fragile relationships, how piece after piece is put together and the journey to the climax… the narrative is so compelling, it makes you feel you're witnessing all of it first-hand.

Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy's music is perfect. It's completely in sync with the mood of the film. Connoisseurs of music have already showered the music with rave reviews and rightly so! Jason West's cinematography is fantastic. The screenplay and dialogues are commendable.

Every performance in the film deserves brownie points. Farhan Akhtar makes his debut as an actor and he displays rare maturity for a first-timer. Known as an accomplished director all along, Farhan will now be acknowledged as a mature actor as well. Arjun Rampal delivers his finest performance to date. Watch him emote those tough emotional moments and also as a failed person in the latter parts and you'd realize that he has only grown with the passage of time. Superb is the word!

Purab Kohli is tremendous and so is Luke Kenny. Purab has always delivered fine performances, but he's touched a new high this time. Luke is equally charged.

Prachi Desai scores in her very first feature. She has a challenging role and footage-wise too, it's substantial. Prachi brings in a lot of freshness and poise. Plus, she's a competent actor. Shahana Goswami is a talent to watch out for. Her performance is one of the most difficult ones for a newcomer and the confidence with which she carries it deserves to be lauded. Koel Purie has a brief role and she enacts it quite well.

On the whole, ROCK ON!! is an amazing experience. The highpoint is the emotional quotient, the skilful performances and the superb execution of the subject. At the box-office, this urban film holds tremendous appeal for metros and mini-metros. Business at multiplexes of Mumbai, Pune, Delhi and NCR, Kolkata and South in particular should be excellent. Very strongly recommended!

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August 29, 2008

"C Kkompany" The hindi movie review, download C Kkompany movie full, download C Kkompany wallpaper & poster..........

My Rating: 6.6/10

Director
: Sachin Yardi

Pro
ducer: Ekta Kapoor & Shobha Kapoor

Release Date: August 29, 2008

Star Cast: Tusshar Kapoor, Anupam Kher, Rajpal Yadav, Raima Sen, Mithun Chakraborty,Mahesh Bhatt...... special appearance, Ekta Kapoor...... special appearance, Karan Johar...... special appearance, Dilip Prabhawalkar...... special appearance, Sakshi Tanwar...... special appearance, Sanjay Dutt...... special appearance, Celina Jaitley..............

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Review:

By Taran Adarsh, August 29, 2008

MUNNABHAI M.B.B.S. started a trend of sorts. Gangsters with a heart of gold acting as modern-day Robinhoods. Robbing the notorious rich and helping the oppressed poor.

Writer turned debutante director Sachin Yardi borrows a leaf from MUNNABHAI M.B.B.S. and presents a tale that not only talks of Robinhoods, but also makes a scathing attack at news reporting hitting an all-time low [anything for TRPs], makes digs at Ekta Kapoor and her serials, also looks at the underworld-builder-cops nexus.

The story of three losers attaining power overnight makes for interesting viewing. But the problem is, C KKOMPANY lacks consistency. The comedy is truly hilarious at places, but there’re times when you sit motionless, not reacting to the on-screen antics. If the first hour is a joyous ride, the second hour is akin to driving on a road full of potholes. The climax is also a letdown [in the mela], although the end sequence — C KKOMPANY is now a movement — was the right way to conclude the film.

All said, C KKOMPANY had the germs of being a cool entertainer, but it ends up being a one-time average watch.

C KKOMPANY is about three individuals, all living in the ‘C’ Wing of a middle class housing society: Akshay [Tusshar] is a crime reporter, Mr. Joshi [Anupam Kher] is a retired accountant trying to deal with his ungrateful son and Lambodar [Rajpal Yadav] is at loggerheads with his wife over his job. These three friends share their respective plight with one another and find solace in each other’s company.

On one occasion, they play a harmless prank to tackle their problems. One thing leads to another and before they realize, the incident becomes big news. But things don’t stop there. They put their new founded fame to good use and this in turn triggers off a series of incidents, which propel them to such heights that the three become the talk of the nation.

That Sachin Yardi has a flair for comedy was more than evident when he penned the thoroughly entertaining KYAA KOOL HAI HUM. C KKOMPANY also boasts of humour-laden sequences that keep you in splits at several points.

But keeping the humour alive from start to end is not everyone’s cup of tea. Yardi’s humour works till the beginning of the second hour, but things stagnate thereafter. Things get repetitive. There’s not much movement in the story and the comic scenes also range from enjoyable to avoidable.

Music is quite okay, but the songs — barring the Sanjay Dutt track at the outset — show up without valid situations. The Tusshar-Celina track, although well shot, comes up from nowhere. Cinematography is alright.

C KKOMPANY gets its glory because of its three protagonists. Tusshar is only climbing the ladder with every film. He’s excellent. Anupam Kher proves yet again that he’s amongst the best in the business. Rajpla Yadav is efficient too.

Mithun Chakraborty is in command after a long time. The veteran is superb. Vinay Apte and Dilip Prabhavalkar do complete justice to their respective roles. Raima Sen is pleasant. Karan Johar, Mahesh Bhatt and Ekta Kapoor’s appearances give the film that extra sheen.

On the whole, C KKOMPANY is funny in parts, not in totality. An ordinary fare...

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My Rating: 5.5/10
Overview

Release Date: August 29, 2008

Genre: Social / Drama / Action

Director: Kabeer Kaushik

Star Cast: Bobby Deol, Priyanka Chopra, Arshad Warsi, Ritesh Deshmukh, Irrfan Khan, Danny DenzongpaRajpal Yadav, Arya Babbar..........

Singers: Shreya Ghosal, Shail, Richa Sharma, Amitrajit Bhattacharjee, Vaishali Samant, Saleem Shahzaad Prem Raagi, Soumya Raoh, Anaida, Kalpana, Parthiv Gohil

Lyricist: Sameer

Music Director: Monty Sharma

Review: Kahani kabhi khatam nahin hoti… That's the catchline of CHAMKU. True, certain stories are timeless and ageless, they keep getting repeated year after year, with new faces obviously.

Vendetta -- one theme that's beaten to death in Bollywood. CHAMKU tackles the age-old theme of revenge, although director Kabeer Kaushik throws a twist at the outset, when a Naxalite is picked up by RAW and IB to work for them. Otherwise, CHAMKU is old wine presented in a new bottle. The only saving grace is Bobby Deol, who delivers his career-best performance in CHAMKU. But the sad part is that the script succumbs to predictability all through.

Besides, what's with a title like CHAMKU? Sure, the story is about a guy called Chandrama Singh aka Chamku, but in these fast changing times, when the multiplex audience holds the key, a title like CHAMKU will only dissuade them from buying the ticket. Also, a title like CHAMKU sends out signals that it's a comedy. It's not!

Another factor that goes against it is the violence/brutality depicted in this 2-hour film. Blood, gore, crudity and brutality is out, but Kabeer Kaushik still believes in the cinema of 1970s and seems to have given action director Tinu Verma a free hand to recreate the violence-laden atmosphere of 1970s. Pistols, guns, knives, swords, blood-soaked bodies, spare us the gore please.


To cut a long story short, there's hardly any chamak in CHAMKU.

CHAMKU depicts the journey of a male Naxalite from the interiors of Bihar, tutored under a covert government program to eliminate the anti-social elements. Chandrama Singh aka Chamku has no alternative. Kill them or we'll kill you, he's told by Kapoor [Irrfan Khan].

His life undergoes a dramatic change when he falls in love with Priyanka Chopra. He wants to lead a normal life, but is it so easy? Also, he comes face to face with his nightmarish past [Akhilendra Mishra].

A pertinent question that crosses your mind is, what did the Deols see in a script like this? The execution is fluid at places, but the written material is so predictable after a point that you lose interest as incident after incident unravels.

The first half does boast of a few interesting sequences. The transformation from a ruthless killer to a romantic is depicted beautifully. Also, a number of sequences are filmed with flourish. But the film goes downhill in the second hour, courtesy a screenplay of convenience.

Monty Sharma's music is below par. 'Aaja Milke' is the sole decent track. The item song [Rosa] looks like a hurried job. Gopal Shah's cinematography captures the various moods of the film well. Tinu Verma's action is too realistic. The blood and gore could've been tapered.

Bobby gets it right. He conveys a lot even when silent. This performance deserves all the praise. Priyanka is wasted. There's no scope for her actually. Ditto for Riteish Deshmukh and Danny Denzongpa. In fact, the two actors are hardly there in the movie. Irrfan Khan, as always, is competent. Rajpal Yadav does well as the informer. Akhilendra Mishra is supposed to act loud, which he does well. Arya Babbar gets no scope, not even a line to deliver. Ditto for Deepal Shaw.

On the whole, CHAMKU rests on an outdated plot and given the blood-gore-brutality in the film, will face an uphill task. Businesswise, it has some chances in the U.P.-Bihar region..........By Taran Adarsh

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August 28, 2008

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My rating: 5.6/10

Traitor is a 2008 espionage thriller film, based on an idea by Steve Martin (who is also executive producing), and written and directed by Jeffrey Nachmanoff. It is being produced by Overture Films, and starring Don Cheadle as a US Army Special Forces Engineer Sergeant, and Guy PearceFBI agent. The film is being produced by Don Cheadle, David Hoberman, Todd Lieberman, and Jeff Silver. The project has been in development since 2002, and was originally set to be produced by Walt Disney Pictures, but was dropped due to management change. Principal photography started in early September, 2007, in Toronto and Morocco....

Overview

Director: Jeffrey Nachmanoff
Writers : Jeffrey Nachmanoff (screenplay) Steve Martin (story) ...
Release Date: 27 August 2008 (USA)
Genre: Drama
Cast: Don Cheadle, Guy Pearce, Jeff Daniels, Neal McDonough, Archie Panjabi, Alyy Kahn, Said Taghmaoui......

Review:

May as well be Kabuki, the way that Don Cheadle keeps his features firmly fixed in a dead-eyed sourpuss for the majority of Traitor. As Samir Horn, an African expatriate and former U.S. Special Operations officer now working, seemingly, as a bomb-crazed subversive, the actor gets to flex his "morose" muscles, barely cracking sweat or smile as he globe-hops to jihad's content. This is the new face of terrorism: sad, zombified, going-through-the-motions - so inured to the ease with which life can be taken that the thrill of the kill is a far-distant memory (pure training-day nostalgia).

Except it's not, because there's a twist or two or three, courtesy screenwriter/director Jeffrey Nachmanoff and story concoctor Steve Martin (who came up with the idea on the set of Bringing Down The House - think on that one a while), that reveals Traitor to be less of a subdued character study than a gotcha! New Yorker short story, one for the coast-dwelling intelligentsia to ponder from insulated glass-house heights. It's bullsh*t through and through from the first digitally augmented (and pathetically telegraphed) car bombing that sets Samir's gloomy tale in motion, which isn't to say it lacks for interest.

Traitor teeters along for a good while on technical competence and surface pleasure (Cheadle and Said Taghmaoui - as Samir's compatriot Omar - have an especially intriguing rapport) until a mid-movie narrative shift signals an overall preference for empty-headed reveals that significantly diminish the film's world, the plot machinations consistently trumping any and all emotional truth. Despite initial appearances, Cheadle remains every bit the movie star - there's only so far he can stray outside acceptable modes of behavior before having to reassure all in attendance that his and his character's actions are for an eventual greater good (not to give anything anyway beyond the fact that Samir is not who he appears to be).

Yet the more Traitor flatters its performer/producer's vanity (the halo around Samir quite literally grows, even as his facial expression remains the same), the sillier it becomes. The climactic suspense setpiece - a coordinated Thanksgiving Day attack in the heartland of America - is particularly risible, its "clever" endgame easily guessed from afar, and all the more offensive for how quickly it's brushed under the carpet, treated as an anecdotal afterthought (a suicide bomber strike within a fruited plains vacuum) with no discernible repercussions.

That's the real terror of our day and age: that any loss of life, whatever the underlying ideology from which it results, can be so callously disregarded in fact and fiction both.

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August 23, 2008

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My Rating: 7.2/10

Death Race is an action film written and directed by Paul W. S. Anderson. The film is a remake of the 1975 film Death Race 2000, based on Ib Melchior's short story "The Racer", and stars Jason Statham in the lead role. The remake had been in development since 2002, though production was delayed by disapproval of early screenplays then placed in turnaround following a dispute between Paramount Pictures and the producer duo Tom Cruise and Paula Wagner. Death Race was acquired by Universal Studios, and Anderson re-joined the project to write and direct. Filming began in Montreal in August 2007, and the completed project was released on August 22, 2008.

Overview

Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Writers: Paul W.S. Anderson (screenplay) & Paul W.S. Anderson (screen story)
Release Date: 22 August 2008 (USA)
Genre: Action | Adventure | Sci-Fi | Thriller
Tagline: Get ready for a killer ride.
Plot: Ex-con Jensen Ames (Statham) is forced by the warden of a notorious prison (Allen) to compete in our post-industrial world's most popular sport: a car race in which inmates must brutalize and kill one another on the road to victory.......
Cast:
  • Jason Statham as Jensen Ames / Frankenstein:A prisoner coerced to drive in the arena, becoming famously known as Frankenstein.
  • Tyrese Gibson as "Machine Gun" Joe Viterbo: A sociopathic racer who looks to escape from prison.
  • Joan Allen as Hennessey: The prison warden.
  • Ian McShane as Coach.
  • Natalie Martinez as Case: Frankenstein's navigator.
Review:
Death Race 2000
was a cheesy 1975 action flick starring David Carradine and Sylvester Stallone. Now it’s been remade and stars Jason Statham and …. Joan Allen? Welcome to bizarro world. The budget may be bigger, but the remake, written and directed by Paul W.S. Anderson (famous, or perhaps infamous, for the Resident Evil film franchise and DOA: Dead or Alive) is just as cheese soaked. No, change that. Even more so.

The story is basically the same. Ex-con Jensen Ames (Statham) is forced by the warden (Joan Allen) of a notorious prison to compete in our post-industrial world’s most popular sport: a car race in which inmates must brutalize and kill one another in order to win. Unfortunately, Anderson films the race/battles with such clutter and criss-crossing that the action is confusing and, ultimately, boring. And the screenplay blows any chance of satire at our media/violence obsessed culture.

As for the cast, well, it’s a mixed bag. Statham is, well, Statham—a limited actor but with good B movie charisma. On the other hand, Allen looks and sounds so terribly out of place that every scene with her is jolting. Or unintentionally funny. The supporting cast ranges from good (Ian McShane, chewing the scenery with relish) to bland (Tyrese Gibson, looking bored) to bad (Natalie Martinez, serving merely as eye candy as Ames’ navigator/love interest).

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The House Bunny is a 2008 romantic comedy film written by Legally Blonde screenwriters Kirsten Smith and Karen McCullah Lutz. The film had its U.S. release on August 22, 2008 and stars Anna Faris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone, Katharine McPhee, Rumer Willis and Kat Dennings. It is the second film that Fred Wolf has directed. Adam Sandler's production company Happy Madison, will produce this film, with the distribution by the Sony Pictures Entertainment. Anna Faris was expressed the idea to a few companies, and Happy Madison was the one to have picked it up, making it the first female dominated film by Happy Madison. Anna Faris was also produceing the film. The working title of the film was I Know What Boys Like. The film is rated PG-13 for sexual humor, partial nudity, and strong language.

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Director: Fred Wolf
Writers : Karen McCullah Lutz (written by) & Kirsten Smith (written by)
Release Date: 22 August 2008 (USA)
Genre: Comedy
Starring: Anna Faris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone, Katharine McPhee, Rumer Willis .......
Plot: When Shelly, a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. The members of the sorority - who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet - are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide... but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves......
Review:

What happens when a woman (Anna Faris) who has never known any life outside of the Playboy Mansion suddenly has to deal with the outside world? GEE, I dunno, she turns to hooking? She goes to college to become a neurosurgeon? Of course not, silly! She becomes House Mother to a sorority of misfit lesbian-ish monster girls who are really diamonds in the rough, of course! This one-joke fish out of water plot may sound familiar because it's been done so many times it stuns with its derivative chutzpah. Splash, Revenge of the Nerds, and Meatballs all come to mind.

Re-treaded plots are not always a bad thing, of course, when executed with at least a modicum of technical ability or style. Unfortunately, from the very first cringe-inducing uttereance of a scripted line onscreen by some dude, (who HAS to be a friend of the directors, I hope) you can tell that this film is simply not going to pan out.

None of this is lead Anna Faris' fault. She is a talented comedic actress, and if it weren't for her and her co-star Emma Stone this review would have consisted of two words: "1.Sh*t 2.Sandwich" and I would have left it at that.

Faris does what she can with what she'd given, and at times she even makes you forget how bad The House Bunny is. She's got a fantastic sense of the absurd: whether remembering people's names by repeating them back like the exorcist, or trying to get gum out of her hair in a protracted clumsy dance in a crowded restaurant, she carries it off with incredible innocence and subtlety. Alas the dead weight of the meandering, unfunny script, and brain dead direction is too great for her to carry by herself. She has a great career in front of her if The House Bunny doesn't stop it cold.

Emma Stone (Jonah Hill's slyly intelligent love interest from Superbad) also goes above and beyond as Natalie, the overly enthusiastic and truly nerdy leader of the misfit sorority. Her character verges on the irritating, which reminds us why these girls are outcasts. Perhaps this is the only aspect of the film that approaches realism.

The rest of the cast is rounded out with non-actors (Hugh Hefner) who torture us with their line delivery, and pros like Colin Hanks (Thankfully NOT playing a college student) and Beverly D'Angelo, who frankly phone it in.

Director Fred Wolfe, with only Strange Wilderness under his belt as a director, and Black SheepJoe Dirt as a writer, clearly holds the belief, common in SNL circles, that bad acting is somehow funny. It's not. It's not ironic, it's not silly, it's not mildly amusing: It's BAD. and

Writers Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith of Legally Blonde fame clearly needed work, and ripped themselves off by re-treading the "Dumb Blonde Out of Water" plot-line. This time, however, given the weird sexploitation Playboy Mansion/sorority war subplots, the dumb blonde stuff comes off as offensive. Is the intended audience young dudes who can check out Ms. Faris' ass or young women who need "makeup tips"? Either concept induces nausea.

There are many ways in which a terrible film reaches the screen. Sometimes a great script comes along, the studio gets its hands on it, and through the process of "development" gets watered down, adjusted, and all around eff'd with until a bland piece of trash limps onto the screen. Sometimes, a talentless hack who's had maybe one lucky success believes that he/she can do no wrong and keeps creating garbage that people go see just because of the one lucky success, and somehow keeps getting money to produce more garbage. People who don't know any better praise it for fear of looking stupid for supporting him/her in the first place. Usually, though, a mediocre idea gets seized on by a mediocre executive who hires all his mediocre friends to produce something that is less than the sum of it's parts...

Yes, thats what probably produced The House Bunny, because boy does it stink on ice.

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August 21, 2008

'THE ROCKER' ENGLISH MOVIE REVIEW, DOWNLOAD THE ROCKER MOVIE, 'THE ROCKER' WALLPAPER, POSTER.....

My Rating: 6.5/10

The Rocker
is a comedy released on August 20, 2008. It stars Rainn Wilson, Josh Gad, Christina Applegate, Teddy Geiger, Will Arnett, Emma Stone, and Bradley Cooper. The teaser trailer has also been released. This film is rated PG-13 by MPAA for drug and sexual references, nudity, and language.



Directed by Peter Cattaneo
Produced by Shawn Levy, Tom McNulty
Written by Maya Forbes, Wallace Wolodarsky, Ryan Jaffe
Lenght:
110 min
Rated:
PG-13
Distributor:
Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation
Release Date:
2008-08-20

Starring:
Rainn Wilson, Josh Gad, Emma Stone, Teddy Geiger, Christina Applegate

Review: Three parts School of Rock (minus the school), one part Almost Famous, The Rocker is an genial film about a rock ‘n’ roll fantasy come true, without any underlying messages about the value of music that pervaded the above-mentioned movies. Don’t be fooled: Despite its title, The Rocker isn’t really about rock ‘n’ roll. It’s more about middle-aged wish fulfillment whimsy set against a background of third generation Dashboard Confessional teenage pop-rock angst imagined by middle aged screenwriters who’ve watched way too much TRL. Though it has a few funny moments, like a three car garage band record, The Rocker will probably appeal only to young listeners who haven’t yet discovered that hair metal isn’t cool.

The titular Rocker is Robert “Fish” Fishman (Rainn Wilson), an immature 40 year old who’s been nursing a chip on his shoulder since he was kicked out of Vesuvius, the popular hair metal band he drummed for in the 80’s. A mixture of Poison and Motley Crüe, with a very funny Will Arnett as shaggy haired lead singer, Vesuvius have somehow managed to remain huge despite dressing in cheetah print spandex pants with matching coats and sounding like Led Zeppelin without balls (perhaps in the world of The Rocker, there never was a Nirvana). Fish loses yet another crap job and moves into his sister’s house where he discovers that his oft-neglected nephew Matt (Josh Gad) is playing in a band. Called A.D.D., the other members include emo front man Curtis (Terry Geiger) and cutie patootie Amelia (Emma Stone) (just guess what instrument she plays).

Of course A.D.D.’s drummer is conveniently removed from the band (in a genuinely comedic way) very soon into the film, giving Fish the perfect opportunity to slide onto the drummer’s stool. He promises to book A.D.D. a real show and delivers, convincing dopey eyed Curtis to let him stay in the band after a disastrous version of “In Your Eyes” ruins their prom night gig. A.D.D. shoots to fame when the band’s online practice session is uploaded onto YouTube, birthing the phenomenon known as “The Naked Drummer” (I wonder who that might be). Soon a smarmy music agent has shown up to send the band on a Midwest tour and Fish is once again on the road to success, this time riding the coattails of a bunch of post-punk kiddy poppers.

There’s not one moment in the film that’s unpredictable or unexpected, even though several obstacles are thrown in A.D.D.’s way to the top. Rainn Wilson abounds with charm and it’s not hard to root for him, even when the Dwight Schrute shtick is laid on a bit too thick. The fatherly relationship between Fish and Curtis is touching, though a romantic connection between Christina Applegate as Curtis’ mom and Fish is sadly underutilized. Many scenes in the film are very funny, such as one involving Demitri Martin as a committed music video director, but they are supported by such flimsy narrative tissue that they seem depressingly far and few between. Several times in the film interesting story threads are proposed, such as Applegate’s revelation that she used to be in an all girl punk band, then abandoned without reason. We are left thinking that we’d much rather see Applegate make a comeback than Fish.

In a way, The Rocker seems like a vehicle for musical wunderkind Teddy Geiger, who is apparently big with the kids. Though he has the best hair ever, Geiger can’t really act, a bad thing for a character that is supposed to be plumbing the depths of abandonment angst. Peter Cattaneo (The Full Monty) brings a light touch to the material but The Rocker is clearly indebted to the blueprint laid out by Almost Famous (or even That Thing You Do!, if you’re unkind) and pales in comparison to that masterful film. Relying mostly on sentiment to fill the gaps, The Rocker takes a Keith Moon approach to narrative: big start, big finish, middle doesn’t matter. It really wouldn’t matter if the film brought the rock, but, alas, the unfocused, underdeveloped Rocker doesn’t......

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August 19, 2008

"MIRRORS" THE ENGLISH MOVIE REVIEW...DOWNLOAD FREE MOVIE MIRRORS...DOWNLOAD WALLPAPER & POSTER.......


My Rating: 7.2/ 10

Mirrors (poster title: MIRЯORS) is a 2008 remake of the 2003 South Korean horror film Into the Mirror, directed by Alexandre Aja, director of the remake of The Hills Have Eyes, and starring Kiefer Sutherland. Mirrors was first titled Into the Mirror, but later changed to Mirrors. The film began filming on May 1, 2007. The film was released on August 15, 2008. According to Aja, the film carries an R rating by the MPAA for strong violence, disturbing images, language and brief nudity.



Directed by: Alexandre Aja

Cast:
Amy Smart, Cameron Boyce, Erica Gluck, Ezra Buzzington, Kiefer Sutherland, Paula Patton...

Movie type: Horror, Suspense/Thriller

Year of release: 15 Aug, 2008

Run time:
110 minutes

Review:

The money scene in "Mirrors" - the one the gore morons will lap up while the rest of us cringe in appalled disbelief - involves the hero's sister ripping her own jaw off until it flops obscenely beneath her face, spurting blood everywhere. But wait, there's more! The character has just hopped into the bathtub, so the carnage has been preceded by the sexual thrill of watching a hot Hollywood blonde disrobe. It's an old trick, this sex-and-death equation, but rarely deployed with such Pavlovian cynicism. If you find yourself aroused, I think a bell goes off in a lab somewhere.

The rest of the movie isn't quite as ugly, but it's still no prize. A remake of a 2003 Korean film, "Mirrors" is directed by Alexandre Aja, a French enfant terrible who makes torture porn with the frisson of art. (His "High Tension" and "The Hills Have Eyes" remake were big hits with horror cognoscenti and other perpetual adolescents.) He knows where to point the camera, but he still hasn't figured out why.

Kiefer Sutherland, casting about for gainful employment between bouts of saving the world on "24," plays Ben Carson, a troubled ex-New York City detective who takes a job as a night security guard at a burned-out department store. A malevolent presence soon reveals itself on the other side of the building's many mirrors. Worst-case scenario: Your own reflection can kill you.

That's a tiny bit scarier than the homicidal tree-pollen in the recent "The Happening," and it at least provides more opportunities for trendy bloodletting. Ben scampers around trying to solve the mystery of the haunted mirrors while keeping his sister (Amy Smart), estranged wife (Paula Patton), and two children (Cameron Boyce and Erica Gluck) from harm. The movie works up effective suspense for a while - Aja is much better with atmosphere than content - but that bathtub scene permanently queers the tone, and the explanation, when it finally comes, is a howler.

At nearly two hours, "Mirrors" is overlong for a summer horror toss-off, and the movie's three or four false endings make it seem even more of a haul. Or maybe it's the underwritten stupidity of everyone involved that grates on the nerves. At one point we get a glimpse of a car's side mirror with the usual warning, "Caution: Objects may be closer than they appear." "Mirrors" should come with one that reads, Caution: Characters are exactly as dumb as they look...........




August 18, 2008

English movie "Tropic Thunder (2008)" review..download free movie torrent..download free wallpaper & poster..


My Rating: 8.1/10

Overview

Director: Ben Stiller
Writers :Ben Stiller (screenplay) &Justin Theroux (screenplay) ...
Release Date: 13 August 2008 (USA)
Genre: Action | Comedy
Tagline: The movie they think they're making... isn't a movie anymore.
Plot:
Through a series of freak occurrences, a group of actors shooting a big-budget war movie are forced to become the soldiers they are portraying.

Cast:

  • Ben Stiller as Tugg Speedman: The highest-paid, highest-grossing action star ever who likes to be pampered and who took a disastrous turn in an attempt to be a serious actor.
  • Jack Black as Jeff "Fats" Portnoy: A comedian-turned-drug addict well known for playing multiple parts and frequent use of flatulence in films.
  • Robert Downey Jr. as Kirk Lazarus: An Australian multiple Academy Award-win ning method actor who portrays the African American character Sgt. Osiris.
  • Nick Nolte as John "Four Leaf" Tayback: The book's writer, who hatches the idea to drop the actors in the middle of the jungle.
  • Steve Coogan as Damien Cockburn: The director of the film based on Tayb ack's book.
  • Jay Baruchel as Kevin Sandusky: A young actor who is the only one that read the script and attended a boot camp prior to the film.
  • Danny McBride as Cody: The special effects wizard behind the film.
  • Brandon T. Jackson as Alpa Chino: A rapper who is attempting to cross over into acting.
  • Bill Hader as Rob Slolom: Assistant and right hand man to Les Grossman.
  • M atthew McConaughey as Rick "Pecker" Peck: Tugg Speedman's agent.
  • Tom Cruise as Les Grossman: The foul mouthed executive behind Tropic Thunder.
  • Brandon Soo Hoo as Tran: The young leader of the Flaming Dragon gang.
  • Reggie Lee as Byong: The second-in-command of the Flaming Dragon gang.
  • Trieu Tran as Tru: A soldier in the Flaming Dragon gang.

Tro pic Thunder Movie Review

"Load and lock," kids. Tropic Thunder is a raucous, raunchy ride through the jungl es of Vietnam. Okay it's actually the beautifully scenic countryside of Hawaii...but who's gonna be picky?

This i
s a film about a film being made from a book written by a guy who survived the Vi etnam War. Make sense? Good. It starts off just as any of your favorite wart ime flicks with helicopters sweeping over lush foliage and kick-ass classic rock in the background. There are also numerous send-ups to popular films of the same genre that any fan would enjoy. But if you thought M*A*S*H was irreverent at tim es, you haven't seen anything yet. Did I mention the kick-ass soundtrack?

Don't be confused when the very beginning of the film takes you into several trailers from the stars of the faux film that is attempting to be made. I mention this because several audience members failed to realize this and proceeded to keep talking. That is annoying. So I am telling right now so you won't do it.

If you have seen the trailer, then you know the story. There are some actors and they each have their quirks. They also tend to be rather picky prima-donnas at time s. In order to get the film completed with as much realism as possible, the director decides to plop them in the real jungle and let them go. When he is removed quite unexpectedly from the production, the team is l eft alone to find their way back to safety. But there are some poppy growers in the area who have differe nt plans for these suspected DEA agents.

Yes, the story is convoluted as all Hell with so many characters going in so many different directions it can make you dizzy, but it is solidly funny.

My favorite aspect of the film is surely the amazing cast, including some very big-name c ameos. Some of the coolest people pop up here, including a hilarious dancing Tom Cruise. And each one delivers a performance that attests to them having had a helluva time making this movie. This fact trans lates so well that you can't help but have a good time watching it.

Robert Downey, Jr is great but I have to wonder how long it took his ravaged throat t o recover. He easily switches from gravel-throated sergeant to smooth Australian without missing a beat. "Want some? Get some!"

But Ben Stiller will not be outdone as he is once again at his comedic best. "This head
movie makes my eyes rain."

Jack Black has his moments but tends to be overshadowed even by the lesser membe rs of the cast. His character as "the comedy star" could have been funnier but the writing, not his talent, could easily be blamed.

Nick Nolte and Danny McBride (Pineapple Express) share tons of screen time toget
her and turn out some pure comedy gold.

For f
ans of nasty humor, there are penis jokes galore and the p-bomb gets dropped regularly. If you are easily offended by this or pretty much anything else, yo u should steer clear. But if you like 'em dirty, then come ahead and be ready to laugh. Or as Downey would say (as swiped from The Deer Hunter) "di d i mao, di di mao."


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